I'm here to wipe your ass/vajayjay, hold your hair back while you vomit, let you cry on my shoulder, fix your fucking tv, correct your lunch order from the kitchen, listen to your bitching, help you put your gross dentures in, encourage you to walk on your own weight instead of putting my back out, administer the ativan that keeps you from totally withdrawing and going into alcoholic coma, and potentially save your life.... all while doing the same for everyone else AND keep my shit together at the same time!so be nice, would you!
Wow...so wrong but you ae human to feel this way
ReplyDeleteI'm here to wipe your ass/vajayjay, hold your hair back while you vomit, let you cry on my shoulder, fix your fucking tv, correct your lunch order from the kitchen, listen to your bitching, help you put your gross dentures in, encourage you to walk on your own weight instead of putting my back out, administer the ativan that keeps you from totally withdrawing and going into alcoholic coma, and potentially save your life.... all while doing the same for everyone else AND keep my shit together at the same time!so be nice, would you!
ReplyDeletebut with that said i do like you and you are cute and i do like my job.
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